Wants and Needs

I saw this on a friend's blog and decided to have a little mindless fun. If you want to do it too: Go to Google, type your first name followed by needs (for example, I typed "Jen needs") and then list the first 10 hits you get. Do the same for wants ("Jen wants"). Here's what I got (you can probably tell from many of these exactly who the "Jen" is that it's talking about) followed by commentary by yours truly.

WANTS

1. Jen wants a Manhattan man. (no thanks, already got a man)
2. Jen wants a beauty deal.
3. Jen wants her own TV show. (what would I call it?)
4. Jen wants to be.
5. Jen wants Brad to bring home his skirt.
6. Jen wants more surgery.
7. Jen wants John to keep his mouth shut. (any Johns out there, don't take this personally)
8. Jen wants to hurry up. (funny...hurry up is probably what I say the most around the house)
9. Jen wants you to mind your own business.
10. Jen wants a chance to dance.

NEEDS

1. Jen needs a session or two with a therapist.
2. Jen needs a muzzle. (Matt would probably agree sometimes)
3. Jen needs a break.
4. Jen needs to find a self righteous, conspicuous "I'm better than you" charitable position so she can keep charming the sheep into thinking she matters. (what???)
5. Jen needs human anatomy lessons. (for what?)
6. Jen needs a tech makeover.
7. Jen needs your support.
8. Jen needs you.
9. Jen needs a new job.
10. Jen needs a smack daddy. (am I naiive if I don't know what this is?)